Jake

THE BEST PERSON EVER WHO IS KIND AND LOYAL AND SWEET IN GENERAL WHO NEEDS TO LOVE HIMSELF AND GIVE HIMSELF MORE CREDIT FOR HOW COOL HE IS

JAKE ACCEPT MY COMPLEMENTS YOU JERKWAD

by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022

Straight nonsense

When straight people make fr no sense like how? why are they so...ugh?

Person 1: GAY IS A CHOICE!
person 2: When did you choose heterosexuality?
Person 1:I didnt.
Person 2: Neither did the gay person
Person 1: Yeah they did!
Person 2 : Straight nonsense....Ugh bye..

by AshCantFocus January 8, 2022

Gender gremlin

The reason us nonbinarys exist. We used too many free subscriptions on fake accounts and gender gremlin took our genders as a toll.

"You met gender gremlin?"
"Yeah, i used like 14 free hulu trials."

by AshCantFocus November 26, 2021

BadBoyHalo

Has lice in his head.

BadBoyHalo you got lice in your head. Why you got lice in your head?

by AshCantFocus August 28, 2021

Ashton

Ashton is ...UGH
an insecure moron who cant take complements
ANNNNNDDDDD THEY HAVE TOO MANY NICE FRIENDS WHO TRY TO BE NICE BUT THEY CANT TAKE THE FKN COMPLEMENTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Ashton must suck cos as ashton, fkn suck.

by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022

Ash

Me. I suck. That's it. I do. Hello.

Ash sucks, aka i suck.

by AshCantFocus January 16, 2022

Dsmp Simps

A cult of Minecraft lovers simping for block people, and occasionally the actual people.

P1: Why are those people wearing smile masks with yellow shirts and holding a sign that says las navadas?
p2: Thats the dsmp simps cult.

by AshCantFocus August 28, 2021