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Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.
Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.
by Al Ham November 21, 2011
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Ginger Cookies

Ginger cookies is the vagina of a red-headed female aka a ginger.
OMG I put my stick in her ginger cookies last night!
by K_K2217 January 2, 2012
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toilet cookies

a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
by u shit fuck January 4, 2012
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Korean Cookout

A BBQ party where food is cooked based on the timing of guests' arrival. The raw and marinated food is laid out, and as guest arrive they throw whatever they like on the grill and cook it till it is ready to eat. This way the food does not get cold, and the party host is not responsible for "manning" the grill.
Hence the term "Korean" - just like in Korean BBQ restaurants where the raw meat is cooked at the table per the patrons liking.

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Person 1: AYO! Am I late for the BBQ? How come the food is not cooked?

Person 2: Allister's having a Korean Cookout foo. The food is on the table. Go cook your own food.

Person 1: Aww Yeah self-service!
by CLK500 August 19, 2012
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Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
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Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.
Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."
by MrCarnation November 11, 2013
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urban cookie

When a homeless person takes a dump on the street and doesn't cover it up.
"Watch out, Billy-Bob! Don't step in that urban cookie!!"
by deos February 10, 2014
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