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know it all attention whore

Someone that will have an answer for everything, regardless if they know or not....Someone that will speak about people (to whom shes never met) in a social setting, trying to get in or fit in....Someone who will exaggerate a story told as if she's got some good gossip to spread. Someone who actually believes she's the DoGooder.....and SHE IS RIGHT AND THE WORLD IS WRONG.....They tend to be loudmouthed constantly trying to prove a point or always having to defend themselves...
"So did you see Jeff just walk in and did you see who he is with?? Yeah, that's the SLUT who broke up Tom & Mary, I see them up here all the time, had sum drinks with them before....Girl at table says WOW, arnt you the "know it all attention whore".......BUT I'm Mary and that slut is my sister..and you should really shut your dick sucker unless you know what your talking about..

1-10 Female attractiveness scale) 

An eons old scale the function of which is to determine the attractiveness of a female. This is a Sacred scale passed down from bro to bro that has crossed classes, borders and even languages.
Guy 1: yo man, did you see that chick at 3 o'clock, she was at least a 8 on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale).

Guy 2: Whats the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale)?

Guy 1: the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale) is a sacred measuring scale that has been used between bros for hundreds of years. It first originated in the year 100,000 bc.

Guy 2; shit man, are you high?

Sheer Heart Attack 

One of the best albums made by Queen. It was released the 8 of november of 1974
me while i am listening to sheer heart attack : this is the best band ever!!!!!

The Japanese Are Attacking 

Term used when a girl starts her period and needs to tell someone discreetly

Verbally Sex Attacked 

When your male friends attack you with such terrorizing homoerotic comments and insults that you actually turn gay.
"Caleb was verbally sex attacked yesterday. All he can do now is suck dicks."

stomping shit attack 

When a highly agitated person strips down naked and appears to be running in place while shitting, and stomping, all while crying hysterical and shouting clean it up !
Clean it !!!!!! Clean it now you fucking bitch I’m having a stomping shit attack !!!!!! FUCK IT !!!!!!!