Dick Money

Money given to a person by one's mom too get laid.

Becky gives her son monthly allowance too get laid. This is called Dick money

by Qdino April 25, 2014

elk dick

description of a small circumsized dick of a homosexaul man that cant come to terms wit it so he has sex wit bearly leagals so he feels better about himself to look at it looks like a lumberjack wit a red cap in the forrest

here you breen why u wit that 17teen yr old did she notice ur ELK DICK.....

by craffo December 23, 2007

Dick docking

is where two men stick their dicks together using their skin of their penis' and a little bit of spit.

God damn son, come over here with that tasty little weiner of yours and we will begin some crazy ass dick docking boo

by D-No October 16, 2008

dick-walking

Rising from bed in a state of semi-wakefulness realizing you have both a raging erection and a full bladder; then stumbling to the bathroom.

I woke up dick-walking last night. I didn't know if I needed a toilet or a piece of ass first.

by maechtig October 27, 2015

Dick Deep

(adj): A location, such as a party or club, that has a much greater amount of males then females.

"No way! I'm not going in there, its Dick Deep!"

by Alex H Walton January 9, 2010

Onion dick

A condition where ones dick stinks so badly can bring a tear to the eyes of ones lover on in a confined space ones self.

"after a hard days labor in this heat probably got onion dick going on"

by Travis thunder March 20, 2012

Doe DIck

One who has little to no common sense, but has super human strength.

You are a doe dick

by Fireman911 October 17, 2013