sausage hand

When someone has fingers that look like sausages

You got sausage hand bro.

by Mooseman0424 May 15, 2016

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

butter hand job

Trouser biscuit

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!

by Candermusic January 23, 2018

handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.

Shit, we’re handing in papers

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018

hand houdini

A hand job

she gave me some hand houdini

by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018

one hand jam

Masturbation,one handly Eagerly Pleasing yourself

He's been in there for awhile, he's probably doing the one hand jam.

by Emazingjrow February 1, 2018