tragic hand

When you shove your hand waaayy up someone's butthole and it gets stuck

Aw man I was having some nice sexy times and i had a tragic hand

by Giraffe Fucker April 14, 2017

Second hand peanut butter

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time

My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty

by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017

left hand black

Ink absorbed on both the heel and fingers of the left hand, resulting from a left handed person writing with an ink pen and smearing his/her own newly inked text as they etch across the page from left to right.

Oh, my left hand black has exposed me once again. As the only southpaw, the teacher will quickly discover that it was me passing smudged notes in class.

by jawa nomad June 16, 2017

No hand thunderclap

When a girl with a big ole booty makes it clap so loud with no hands, that it impressed you.

That last stripper did a no hand thunderclap so loud I threw her 5 singles instead of 1.

by BiggadyB June 25, 2017

spook hand

The Spook Hand

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A hand that is very spooky.

Father: Wow son, look at your brother Jimmy's Spook Hand!
Son: Wow dad, that's a spooky hand!

by durdew August 10, 2017

left hand texting

When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.

Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”

by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017

talented hand

Hand job

Chad gave Zac a handjob yesterday he has such a talented hand

by Camoflage Corey November 5, 2017