A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.
by amongusirl394834839483499348 May 7, 2025
Get the Donald Trumpmug. 
Donald Trump is where an fat old man engages in sexual intercourse with a young pornstar by paying her large amounts of money.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
Get the Donald Trumpmug. by Tubasoldier May 27, 2022
Get the Trumpmug. Speaking with out the use of a personal filter and not really say what's on your mind. Think first, react second is the key.
I.E. I was trumping it with North Korea but saying "fire and fury, to which the likes we have never know." Or
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"I was trumping it with that lady at the bar and I left her with my tab from the whole night."
I.E. I was trumping it with North Korea but saying "fire and fury, to which the likes we have never know." Or
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"I was trumping it with that lady at the bar and I left her with my tab from the whole night."
I was trumping with this chick at the bar.
by Drumper August 8, 2017
Get the Trumpingmug. The feeling that you have outdone someone, and while you are congratulating yourself, the general population around you is making fun of your ridiculous narcissism that is driven by your hate for people that are not orange like you, and your puckered butthole of a mouth.
by Gotyou77 December 11, 2020
Get the Trumpmug. 