Ur mom

Referring to your mother as a joke

Gues who’s fat

Who

UR MOM

by Depressed murph December 21, 2023

Your mom is so fat

start of a roast battle

mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat

by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023

Your Mom

A terrible joke, mostly used playfully to insult ya bro. Make sure to not use it on your biological brother, or yyou've shot yourself in the foot.

Dude: your mom gay
Guy: i am your child.
Dude's Wife: I'M GOING TO FUCKING-

by Farlanders of Another Land December 23, 2023

Ur Mom

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Jimmy: Hey bro!
Timmy: Ur mom
Jimmy: *dies of cringe*
Bystander: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Timmy: Ur mom
Bystander: *brutally explodes*

by noSe_Ayuda194 December 24, 2023

you mom

the definition of fat

you mom's fat

by ha laluya December 25, 2023

tracker mom

A mom that commonly tracks her children’s location via FindMyIPhone well into adulthood without their consent.

My mom called me out for staying at my boyfriends house last night, even though I’m 24 years old because she tracked me from her phone. She’s such a tracker mom.

by Emperor and Empress December 27, 2023

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023