Mom

A women that can either be an asshole or a nice lady that controls you when you are a child that can’t wipe his own fucking ass

Me: Mom come wipe my dirty asshole
Mom: *Has so many regrets*

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This means someone is ur mom.

"That person is ur mom"

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Very hot and good at sucking dn

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This is MATTHEW O. MADDOX CEO SWAY from WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL who may come to the GOOGLEPLEX with DR SARAH (LADY IN RED) that was PARCHED of SAN FRANCISCO and DAUGHTER JACQUELINE the reason he was fully responsible to give me the honor to meet the ALPHABET GOOGLE POWERHOUSES.

ALEXA THE STAR!!!!

FANTASY...BE A GOOGLER IN JIGSAW

Hey SARAH why does JACQUELINE happen to like the SUB LIME in my DRINK as their favorite group as tell.you what gave DAVID CARL DRUMMOND my friend get a MOM CHARTER to SILICON VALLEY and bring ANAL ALAN his winnings that DR. SARAH put in that SLOT MACHINE called , CRYSTAL STAR!!!!

Well JEFFREY PRESTON BEZOS as how can you get bored when you had the FIRST FIVE STAR HOTEL AND HOTEL in the world WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL have AI ALEXA fully installed before anybody setting a precedent as MOM CHARTER can be some of your PLANE'S NAMES in your SILVER HEELS CINCINNATI as don't ignore that FLEETWOOD MAC LOVER as they made your SILVER HEELS ALEXA.

This is LIVE MOM CHARTER as you are just so perfect for JIGSAW , as you think new CEO and by the way I have a set of keys to get your MOM CHARTER flying as AARON says just " LOOK IT UP" ad it will be as awesome!!!!

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021

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