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Sloppy Joe

To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.
She fed me the best Sloppy Joe of my entire life, and it tasted amazing!
Sloppy Joe by Dan Bruce August 26, 2005
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Fooglin' Joe 

Legendary Man who often Foogled.
Fooglin' Joe by Larstait November 10, 2003
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Brown Joe 

A Brown Joe, is a sexual act, where feces and fellatio becomes one.

Person A proceeds to defecate in Person B's mouth, and while his droppings are still hot, Person A begins a fellatio with Person B. The term is a play of words, where the "Brown Joe" is the penis of person B when eventually rectracted. Can also be read as "Brown Dough", a term for the defecation process preceeding the act.
Ali and I did a Brown Joe yesterday. I was on the recieving end. The recieving end of the turd, you know.
Brown Joe by Acari Starburst September 7, 2008

Sloppy Joe

A white guy, who is the object of a Japanese girl’s affection.
Yuki landed the Sloppy Joe of her dreams.
Sloppy Joe by Josh1y April 6, 2020

Pulling a Joe Paterno 

After hearing or witnessing something that would normally get a person upset, it is the act of turning the other way and pretending like it never happened.
Guy #1: So...did you hear that Jim knew that girl was being raped and did nothing?

Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.

Billie Joe Armstrong 

The lead singer and gutarist of Green Day, and the sexiest guy to ever live. He can sing like and angel,has green eyes you could just drown in, is the most amazing live artist, which I happen to know from personal experience He is a musical genius his lyrics stir such emotion. He can play guitar better than anyone, he can play it behind his head, I do belive that counts for something. He wears lots of guyliner, and kisses guys, although he is married with two kids, but it only makes him that much hotter! He is a very political person who speaks his mind again the idiots in offics. He is a ledgend of his time and he forever will be in the music world.
Billie Joe Armstrong is a sex god living on earth and the best damn musician to ever live.

Sloppy Joe

A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.
I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.
Sloppy Joe by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009