Birthday wish fishing

When you wish happy birthday to mere acquaintances who are your friends on facebook solely because their birthday is shortly before yours. You do this because you want them to return the birthday wish and increase your birthday wall posts. If their birthday was any other time you would not even consider it.

Loser: Why didn't you wish me happy birthday yesterday? I wrote on your wall last week on your birthday.

Non-loser: I don't even know you loser, you were obviously just birthday wish fishing.

Birthday wish fishing by itaub1 December 15, 2009

pocket fisherman 

When someone else wants what's in your pocket..'nuff said.

"He wants what's in your pants. He's a pocket fisherman."

pocket fisherman by Q-tip McVicker April 1, 2004

Fishhook 

While doggy style fucking a woman, stick your finger in her mouth and jerk back her face like a fish on a hook. To add to the fun pound your dick in hard as to gaff her at the same time.

Just when I was about to blow my load I pulled a fishhook on this bitch and gaffed her til I was empty!

Fishhook by DougDale December 19, 2008

fishmonger 

A dude who often and primarily hangs out with lesbians. The male equivalent of a "fag hag" or "fruit fly."

"Yeah, man, that big dykey chick with the pack of Marlboros rolled up in her sleeve is his best friend. He's totally a fishmonger."

fishmonger by JB308 April 5, 2008

fishalicious 

the best people in the world.uncontrolable bursts laughter.
hates(despises)chickenlucous people.

Emma: janine your sewing project is...is...
Seonadh:its....fishalicious.

fishalicious by sajao March 23, 2008

fishnig 

A person who commits adultery with someone not of his/her race.

John banged Shaneeqa vigorously. He became a fishnig.

fishnig by larstait October 12, 2003

fishcracker 

n. Annoying idiot, esp. an annoying idiot who posts on an internet message board. It is speculated that this word was coined by Ishkur of Ishkur.com fame, from the name for a type of Asian snack food. Others maintain that the word has its origins in a racially charged insult made by Black Vulcan against Aquaman, found in a comic at Seanbaby.com.

You fucking suck, fishcracker.

fishcracker by Adrian Mander December 28, 2005