Elton John tickets

Gay, as in has Elton John tickets.

Give it up girl, he's got Elton John tickets

by milpool July 11, 2021

John

A person place or thing that you’re to lazy to say the full name

Bro that john tastes so good.

by John john Florence baxter August 14, 2023

John Lewis Teaspoon

The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket

Glenn is such an *sshole if he keeps it up im totally going to John Lewis Teaspoon him.

by 969-696 February 16, 2024

john the dragon

John the dragon is a dragon created by Artemis from Warriors Amino. He is the companion of Stardustkit and is super powerful and can kill everyone in 1 second.

John the dragon was summoned by Stardustkit.

by winky face November 3, 2021

John McClane

To have you or a member of your team go alone without backup against an opposing team of 4 or more... and then winning.

1: There's no way you can take them all on. Everyone else is dead.
2: Watch me. I'm gonna John McClane 'em.

by dieharddiehardlover May 27, 2024

Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

Ray Johns

Smooth ; when something just works perfectly

I was Ray Johns when I was getting that girls number

by Thunderous 1 April 15, 2017