Secoy

A person who has things happen to them that would not naturally occur to a typical human.

-I went into the gas station to charge my phone, and when I walked out my car was gone
-That’s a very Secoy thing to happen

by seoxc123 February 26, 2023

Secretfy

To make something secret

I need to secretfy these radios

by Rum March 9, 2023

Security

Corporate gaslighting used by big tech to justify taking away the consumer's rights and freedom of a product they paid for by locking out aftermarket parts and accessories or even first party parts without the manufacturer's blessing that comes in the form of proprietary software only they have access to.

To ensure the safety and security of our customers, a recent firmware update locks out the use of aftermarket accessories, parts and third party repair to secure the money in our pockets by forcing the user to mail it back to us at their cost so we can charge you up the ass for a poor quality fix and a six month plus turnaround time with no updates.

by 36368876 March 13, 2023

Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.

by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023

Section 59

A notice issued by police in the United Kingdom when seizing someone’s car, usually as a result of dangerous driving, or for having illegal modifications.

“Do you think they can tell if my car is mapped?”

“I don’t know bro, but if they can, they’ll probably give you a Section 59.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023

secided

Decided to either commit suicide, or sex; intentionally vaguely.

"I secided to do it in the bedroom later."
"I made a huge mess and it looks like I secided."

by storgephobia March 23, 2023

security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.

Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.

by childishbeat March 25, 2023