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Fairy Hands

Effeminate flapping of the hands when scared, startled, or taken by surprise. Usually coupled with a high-pitched gasp or scream. Generally associated with women and queer men, but it is an involuntary motion that can happen to anyone
"Dude, did you see Danny's face when Alicia came out of nowhere and scared him"
"Yeah!! He screamed like a woman and did fairy hands, that shit was hilarious"
by Turtletaint December 9, 2023
mugGet the Fairy Handsmug.

second-hand sun

When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.
Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"

Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
by Skippychris December 8, 2010
mugGet the second-hand sunmug.

Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.
Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands
by nagoleel May 13, 2025
mugGet the Soft Handsmug.

Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 25, 2019
mugGet the Jizz Handsmug.

Eat hand

Nickname for some one who gets a lot of pussy and always eats out, usually leaves condoms in his car and always has sex in his car.
Eat hand get so much pussy in his car
by Jsnsbsns December 18, 2020
mugGet the Eat handmug.

Bouldery hands

When talia has gone climbing and has developed keratinization proportional to climbing duration
Wow, shes got some serious bouldery hands and will be able to solve that pointless riddle now
by Reasonablehippopotamus April 18, 2023
mugGet the Bouldery handsmug.

Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
mugGet the Dookie diarrhea hand jobmug.

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