Presidential-Hands

The current state of having emberassingly small or smaller-when-compared-to-others hands.

"Please explain to me how he is destined to play the piano when he has those little... 'presidential-hands.'"

by Fazbear61636 March 8, 2017

Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.

DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.

by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017

Hand grenade

When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.

Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.

by Bkow March 16, 2017

grab a handful

Generally referring to wide open throttle while operating an ATV, Motorcycle, Snowmobile, or any other twist or squeeze throttle operation on motorized vehicles.

"I was coming up to this real steep hill on my snowmobile and it had a massive drift on top so I had to Grab a handful and hung on!

by Karlos69 March 17, 2017

Silk hand

To ejaculate into ones hand

She got a silk hand after she jerked me off

by Bigdaddyhughes1031 July 2, 2016

Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo

Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.

by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016

She got her hand on my pappy

She has her hand strocking my dick.

Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

by Void shawn June 16, 2016