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Hands Like Houses

"Son, I share your windward dreams to soar from this little town, of shacked up windows and swinging doors..."
- "Antarctica" by Hands Like Houses from their debut album Ground Dweller.
by 7568ino May 11, 2024
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intestine hands

Known for taking something good and turning it into shit with everything you touch.
A kid was given a new toy. His intestine hands guaranteed the toy would soon be broken.
by DigitalSherpa June 30, 2015
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Lithuanian Hand Grenade

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
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hand icicle

When her pussy juice drips down your hand after finger fucking her.
Bro I just fingered her so hard I got a hand icicle
by it's the boii February 6, 2017
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ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone can't contain their hands and love the sensation of their hands running over things
Kayleigh had ecstasy hands man. She couldn't stop rubbing my beard man
by Gruntsman July 2, 2017
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Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022
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