traffic fishing 

Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.

Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"

traffic fishing by FSTK October 23, 2008

Hobo Fishing 

To park a pickup truck with food in the bed in the middle of the slums and hide in the cab and when hobos get in the bed of the truck the driver speeds away, bringing the hobos with him for his own nefarious purposes.

I went hobo fishing yesterday. Now 11 hobos are locked up in my shed.

Hobo Fishing by Flirm Li December 28, 2010

fishtanking 

When it is late at night (around 3am) and your intoxicants have worn off, and you are just a shell wandering or staring aimlessly at walls, like a fish in a tank. Also, to actually fishtank you cannot be aware you are doing it -- that would mean you're coherent.

"We have to get Kevin home -- he's totally fishtanking."

fishtanking by djdiem March 3, 2009

Text-fishing 

the sport of sending out casual text messages to a series of people you would like to hook-up with in rapid succession. The idea is to stimulate a meaningful response, known as a bite, from one or more of them in hopes of catalyzing intimate relations.

"Damn Doug... You sure been texting a lot! You got a girlfriend or something???"

"Nah... I'm just text-fishing. Hold on! I got a bite!!!"

Text-fishing by RanchStud April 21, 2008

I Love The Fishes 

A Nasty video where two asian girls put fish into one of the girls butt holes and then the other girl licks her ass and then they explode the fish out of her ass.....NASTY!!!!!!!!!!

I Love The Fishes is animal cruelty

I Love The Fishes by Heidi-Fan May 13, 2010

fishy 

It just means suspicious.

Holmes: something's fishy
Watson: I'll jus go check it out.

fishy by Georg October 2, 2006

Compliment fishing 

Putting oneself down to others to evoke sympathy from others especially regarding ones appearance. Typically happens after a break-up.

Fisher: "Oh my gosh, I feel so awful now..."
Sucker: "What do you mean?"
Fisher: "I mean...I just *sigh*...I don't know."
Sucker: "Seriously, what is it?"
Fisher: "I just wish I could still wear my size 0 pants."
Sucker: "No! You look so amazing right now! You're perfect and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!"
Fisher: "I guess *sigh* Thanks."

That my friends, was a prime example of compliment fishing. Don't be suckered.

Compliment fishing by OStateGrl08 June 11, 2006