for shit sakes

An expression of total discussed in someone as to why they cannot do something, and you feel as if they can at least do it for the sake of a piece of shit if nothing else at all matters.

Dad: Son, please take out the trash for your mother.
Son: But why? It is not like I have to do what you say and you can’t make me!
Dad: Well for shit sakes, you could at least do something around the house every now and then!

by Billy BullSchitter August 5, 2016

next shit

Next level. Anything that is unexpected from the norm. Surprising and new.

Steph Curry's shot from around half court to beat the Thunder was some next shit.

by Hubbz October 2, 2017

Sick as shit

Gnarly, wicked, over the top, unbelievable, amazing.

Bro trick you just did was sick as shit.

by That guy with the black shirt February 8, 2012

shit-shopping

Looking for something to be pissed about.

"He's not really mad about what you did, he's just shit-shopping".

by Dayle Ann February 4, 2009

Shit Transplant

The act of defecating in another persons anus.

The man received a Shit Transplant from the transient prostitute.

by AssHoleJoe July 20, 2014

Danger Shit

Going for a shit when there is only a limited amount of toilet paper to be used therefore it is dangerous and could end up using all the paper and be left with a shitty arse.

"I went for a danger shit today."
"What's that?"
"A shit with a limited amount of toilet paper."

by Aaron Grylls November 28, 2011

pigeon-shitting

When somebody fucks someone else in the ass and cums inside their asshole. Then, the one who took it in the ass squeezes the cum out of their ass. This makes it appear as though their shit is white, which is the color of a pigeon's shit.

Yo, I just buttfucked some girl and then I saw her pigeon-shitting on my blanket. She's fucking gross.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you've been caught pigeon-shitting in a guy's mouth.

by Chunky MoFo July 1, 2008