some of my best friends are

Something prejudiced people say when they're called out on their prejudice. Smacks of tokenism and hypocrisy.

Person A: You can't trust those goddamn crackers.
Person B: Don't be prejudiced against white people.
Person A: Don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are crackers.

by null device January 23, 2007

Fuck-Your-Friends February

A challenge to see how many of your friends you can have sex with.

I am gonna love Fuck-Your-Friends February!

by Spencerport_Nagger December 3, 2018

Friend Request Waiting Period

The time after someone requests to be your friend on Facebook or some other social media site. This is a lag period in which the invitee receives the offer, contemplates, evaluates the person's looks, number of mutual friends, other hot friends, and general demeanor before accepting the request. This period is very similar to the "two day rule" when getting someone's digits. By stretching the friend request waiting period ever so slightly, it appears that you are not so desperate for a new friend addition.

Guy 1: "Yo I just became friends with this smoking hot chick other day. You should add her and look at her photos."

Guy 2: "Already tried to add her after I saw you became friends with her. She hasn't accepted my request yet."

Guy 1: "Damn. You must be in the friend request waiting period.... good luck with all that."

by JoeyBats August 21, 2011

National Prank a Friend Day

October 17 is the day anybody gets to prank their friends and family via text message.

Aye bro it’s October 17! National Prank a Friend Day!I get to prank you via texting!

by Broicool October 17, 2019

foster's home for imaginary friends

The only thing that's keeping Cartoon Network alive, next to Camp Lazlo, which is mediocre.

Did you see Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends last night? Lol, Bloo's such an asshole.

by CheezNapkin21 November 10, 2006

I just want to be friends

The worst thing a person can say to a person after theyve broken up with them, why the hell would they actually want to be friends they wouldnt have gone out with you if they wanted to be your friend. I just want to be friends(meaning i want to be able to talk to you and for you to pretend that your talking to me as a friend with no sexual emotions attached)

its not you, its my...... i just want to be friends

by p123 January 11, 2007

designated non-discriminatory friend

This is the true wingman. The friend in your group who does not discriminate against anyone of the oppisite sex. They will hook up with the fugliest of fugly. The next day when you talk to them, after going out, they never talk about themselves they only want to make sure you hooked up! You can use " DNDF" to shorten it up.

Joe will help you hook up, he is our designated non-discriminatory friend. Last night, he hit a whale just so I could get with her friend! He is a true DNDF!!

by Ricey Ripp November 4, 2006