Digital Fart 

When voice data backs up and suddenly releases and it sounds like chickmunks singing or you get five minutes of chat in a couple seconds of time.

I forgot the flash video was open in a different tab/window and it showed everything from when it was first lost on my desktop. Like a 5 minute speech in 3 seconds resulting in a Digital Fart.

Digital Fart by Santadude October 20, 2008

Carcase Fart

After performing anal penetration with a (recent) corpse (provided the body is still warm), the carcase releases gas from its bowels.

Justin: Hey Matt, I totally just fucked your mom's body after I killed her!
Matt: Oh yeah?
Justin: Yeah dude it was good. Except she totally carcase farted all over my schlong.
Matt: That's probably from the volcano taco she just ate.

Carcase Fart by fgng4vhyukgbv January 5, 2009

Queen fart suited 

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

Queen fart suited by Djense April 27, 2010

extracurricular fart 

A fart that does more than just make noise - often leaving traces on the back wall of ones underwear.

John realized after his shorts got cold that his recent fart was infact an extracurricular fart.

extracurricular fart by Dyjital May 9, 2010

Status Fart 

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.

Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."

Status Fart by yaknowwww January 9, 2011

Server Fart 

When you are playing an online game or watching a video online, and suddenly the action gets herky-jerky instead of smooth, because the server on the other end has slowed down for some reason.

1. I was playing a game, had a damn good game going, and then encountered a server fart which caused me to crash and die.

2. I just encountered a server fart while watching my favorite video...how dare all those other users out there create server traffuck when I want to watch?

Server Fart by Kalisiin February 26, 2011

bounce fart 

When you keep your feet planted on the ground, but hop up and down just before and during a fart.

It usually leads to the fart making a pulsing sound, and can be infinitely more comical than a normal fart.
It also relieves slight tension on your anus, which allows you to pass gas more casually incase you have an anal fissure.

David: "Yo did you hear my bounce fart earlier?"
Sizookie: "LOL, yeah, it sounded like a motorbike stalling."
David: "I think some splattered on Sally's head, and she didnt even know wtf the sound was."
Sizookie: "Gotta love that bounce fart sound."

bounce fart by agm1984 December 2, 2011