A nice girl from the center of Zurich who will brighten your day by just smiling at you. If you say you have been to Zurich, she will be surprised or intrigued by local officials. She also never heard of the bendy pen trick (or whatever it is called) and her reaction will be that of a 2-year-old when you take their nose (Probably hasn't heard of that one). Also beware, do not under any circumstances mispronounce a German Word or she will brutally get her friend, the Soft Creature, to drag you across the floor of the Gymnasium into an abandoned locker. If you are with her then you are the luckiest basterd alive.
(PS: I really wish we got to know each other but I hope for you is the best)
(PS: I really wish we got to know each other but I hope for you is the best)
Person: Danke Schoon?
Emilia: No no It's Danke Schön!!!!!, Please Soft Creature, Kill him.
Soft Creature: Hehehe
Emilia: No no It's Danke Schön!!!!!, Please Soft Creature, Kill him.
Soft Creature: Hehehe
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She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
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She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
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She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
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