Emilia

A nice girl from the center of Zurich who will brighten your day by just smiling at you. If you say you have been to Zurich, she will be surprised or intrigued by local officials. She also never heard of the bendy pen trick (or whatever it is called) and her reaction will be that of a 2-year-old when you take their nose (Probably hasn't heard of that one). Also beware, do not under any circumstances mispronounce a German Word or she will brutally get her friend, the Soft Creature, to drag you across the floor of the Gymnasium into an abandoned locker. If you are with her then you are the luckiest basterd alive.

(PS: I really wish we got to know each other but I hope for you is the best)

Person: Danke Schoon?
Emilia: No no It's Danke Schön!!!!!, Please Soft Creature, Kill him.
Soft Creature: Hehehe

by AGuyFromBelize June 06, 2025

Thomas

An Australian copper head who claims he is blonde, doesn't do his schoolwork and treats warnings as a joke. You can trust him, but he always tries to be close friends with bad people (Specifically enemies) and will acknowledge the fact that they aren't good people but will still do it because he is too fucking nice. Oh, and he will keep trying to find excuses even though it is obvious.

Teacher: Thomas, Do your work now or I'll send you to da ooffice. Oooo godness gracious me I'd like some Chicken Tika Masala
Thomas: HAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH H but miss I am doing it on a document (He doesn't have a document)

by AGuyFromBelize June 06, 2025

Sophie

Also known as the Soft Creature, She can be nice and understanding at times or sometimes she can brutally drag you across the floor by your ankles even though she is like 5'4 or something? She wants to learn German and is Bisexual (Mostly Lesbian I think) And will steal your Cookies and Chips (Specifically Corn) before hitting you with the death stare and pushing you down the road.

Person: Who is that?
Other Person: Be careful, That's Sophie, she'll skin you alive.
Person: Bet

by AGuyFromBelize June 06, 2025