Also known as the Soft Creature, She can be nice and understanding at times or sometimes she can brutally drag you across the floor by your ankles even though she is like 5'4 or something? She wants to learn German and is Bisexual (Mostly Lesbian I think) And will steal your Cookies and Chips (Specifically Corn) before hitting you with the death stare and pushing you down the road.
by AGuyFromBelize June 05, 2025
A girl who is volatile like your Vietnam veteran grandfather’s Napalm back in 69’ and often referred to as the Ginger. I personally call her a Ginger-nut Cheesecake and if she were a tank, She’d be a Centurion Mark 3. She is likely Irish Republican Army which is probably why she is the best tennis player (for now…) Oh and she has a- (The Government of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island has redacted this part as a dangerous act of terrorism on the village of Yatton.
Holly T: *Nods in approval to strangle Thomas*
Me: *Strangles Thomas for 10 seconds*
Alexia: *Evil Laugh*
Thomas: “Quit it! :<“
Me: *Strangles Thomas for 10 seconds*
Alexia: *Evil Laugh*
Thomas: “Quit it! :<“
by AGuyFromBelize June 12, 2025
The black dude of the entire school, always wearing sunglasses and is legally the main character when playing volleyball or basketball. He has a little Pipperoni (His GF) that he hides in his jacket like a Leopard 2A4 Shielding a Wiesel 1A4 when the T-72Bs come rolling in. Chill dude, Lazy at crucial moments, Soft ass, Looks like The Weeknd in Blinding lights and will most likely die for a piece of fried chicken .
Thomas: “Throw it uhhh… Back pookie”
Rhymes: *Throws it back off a wall with the superist duperist sigmaist monkey face while jiggling his shit.*
Nathaniel: “Oh Rhymes, time for tickle time”
Rhymes: *Throws it back off a wall with the superist duperist sigmaist monkey face while jiggling his shit.*
Nathaniel: “Oh Rhymes, time for tickle time”
by AGuyFromBelize June 12, 2025
From a scale of 1-11 she is a 9 / 11 Therapist who is obvious to spot if playing music, She looks completely harmless but tease her with a nature valley (Specifically Canadian Maple) She will scratch you until you’re bleeding internally physically and mentally. Can be nice or can be an absolute menace to society if not within a 10 metre radius of her Black Boyfriend. Oh and also sometimes has a dirty mind.
Nicknames include:
Pipperoni
Pipsqueak
Piper Cherokee
Pipeline
Nicknames include:
Pipperoni
Pipsqueak
Piper Cherokee
Pipeline
Me: “So anyways I erected a 15-20 foot branch with a bit of seal skin on it and…”
Pip: *Looks at me slowly with a worried and suspicious smile*
Me: “PIP I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING TREE. STOP THINKING I AM TALKING ABOUT RHYMES!”
Pip / Philippa
Pip: *Looks at me slowly with a worried and suspicious smile*
Me: “PIP I AM TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING TREE. STOP THINKING I AM TALKING ABOUT RHYMES!”
Pip / Philippa
by AGuyFromBelize June 12, 2025
A nice girl from the center of Zurich who will brighten your day by just smiling at you. If you say you have been to Zurich, she will be surprised or intrigued by local officials. She also never heard of the bendy pen trick (or whatever it is called) and her reaction will be that of a 2-year-old when you take their nose (Probably hasn't heard of that one). Also beware, do not under any circumstances mispronounce a German Word or she will brutally get her friend, the Soft Creature, to drag you across the floor of the Gymnasium into an abandoned locker. If you are with her then you are the luckiest basterd alive.
(PS: I really wish we got to know each other but I hope for you is the best)
(PS: I really wish we got to know each other but I hope for you is the best)
Person: Danke Schoon?
Emilia: No no It's Danke Schön!!!!!, Please Soft Creature, Kill him.
Soft Creature: Hehehe
Emilia: No no It's Danke Schön!!!!!, Please Soft Creature, Kill him.
Soft Creature: Hehehe
by AGuyFromBelize June 05, 2025
An Australian copper head who claims he is blonde, doesn't do his schoolwork and treats warnings as a joke. You can trust him, but he always tries to be close friends with bad people (Specifically enemies) and will acknowledge the fact that they aren't good people but will still do it because he is too fucking nice. Oh, and he will keep trying to find excuses even though it is obvious.
Teacher: Thomas, Do your work now or I'll send you to da ooffice. Oooo godness gracious me I'd like some Chicken Tika Masala
Thomas: HAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH H but miss I am doing it on a document (He doesn't have a document)
Thomas: HAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH H but miss I am doing it on a document (He doesn't have a document)
by AGuyFromBelize June 05, 2025