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Cheeseburger Freebase 

One who is so fat he needs to have an I.V. of cheeseburgers being pumped into his body 24 hours a day. Even through all this, he still finds time to be a fat fuck
Chodey stays getting off on his cheeseburger freebase.

cheese blanket 

The result of a pizza being left at room temperature for several hours, the seperation of the cheese from the pizza. This effect often causes an unpleasant mess and leaves the pizza without cheese. This phenomenon also occurs occasionally with fresh, or "hot" pizza, most frequently when eating individually bought slices. (see also, Georgio's Pizza, Pizza Hut)
"Is the leftover pizza still good?"
"Not really, man. It's all covered in cheese blankets."

cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.
Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

Cheese toastie 

A sandwich consisting of two slices of oiled or buttered bread and cheese. The sandwich is then grilled on each side on the stove top.

The cheese toastie is a traditional dish of the gnome people.
Hey look at that guy eating a grilled cheese...

He's a gnome, they call them 'cheese toasties' in Gnomeland.
Cheese toastie by NavyDrew July 6, 2016

gumint cheese 

Pearlene traded a 10 pound block of gumint cheese for a lotto ticket and a pack of cigarettes.
gumint cheese by harry flashman August 10, 2003

Dunder Cheese

The fungus on the outside and opening of the vagina. It can be often be triggered by semen or old milk near the vaginal area.
Brent: OMG!! Julie, you have dunder cheese all over your pussy!
Julie: Well if you hadn't pulled out and blown your load on my pussy, then it wouldn't be there, would it?
Dunder Cheese by Mister Hyde May 21, 2009