Brownbacking

Fucking ones self with ones own statute. Named for Kansas Governor Sam Brownback who has stated that he believes homosexuality to be immoral as a violation of both Catholic doctrine and natural law.

Passing the "Sharia Law" amendment really ended up brownbacking Alabama when it comes tto gay marriage.

Brownbacking by arose1 February 11, 2015

BromieOmie 

A bromieomie is a person that sticks with another bromieomie or other people. Really social and loving. Someone who loves Tuesdays and the dolan twins and will support them no matter what. Doesn't matter if they were here from beginning it matters if you're there till the end. Being a BromieOmie means that you understand what other people go through before jumping to conclusion. Being a BromieOmie means to have eternal love for the twins no matter what.

I'm a BromieOmie💜

BromieOmie by Kayla💜 October 9, 2017

brofarm 

A word said randomly during awkward conversation.

BROFARM!

brofarm by peterpounce July 27, 2010

Brodened 

When you go to make a bargain online purchase only to realise that no stock is available because one individual purchased all the stock to sell elswhere for a profit.

Oh man.There is no stock left to purchase. I have just been Brodened dude!!

Brodened by ozbargain lover March 14, 2011

Brohab 

The period of rehabilitation that occurs after a serious bromance has ended.

Now that Sean got back together with his girlfriend I need to check myself into brohab.

Brohab by OriginalSigner February 9, 2010

Allentown brown 

Lowest quality weed you will ever purchase in the Lehigh Valley area, or anywhere else for that matter. Dealers have trouble giving this shit away. As for color, it contains nearly no green, mostly brown, and gives a mild high that is almost always accompanied with a headache. It is rife with seeds and stems, and its consistency is so hard you damn near need to chisel it to break it up.

fool 1: "My man, you bout to blow some dro?"

fool 2: "All I got is Allentown brown."

fool 1: "Shit, I'd rather down a bottle of Robitussin to get twisted."

Allentown brown by Bill Cosby III August 7, 2009

Paul brothers 

The worst people on the face of this earth (in order)- Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Hitler.

Jake Paul- A popular youtuber idiot children watch. (If you’re an older than 13 watching him.... what are you doing with your life?) He enjoys buying things he most likely shouldn’t have, and throwing fake moneyeverywhere. He also likes to hang out with the YOUNGES FLEXER OF THE CENTURY (who’s 9 if you forgot), Liltay. Jake Paul makes terrible, TERRIBLE songs, and even worse diss tracks. He got kicked off of Disney Channel for behavior on his channel, as a vlogger.
Logan Paul-An also popular man baby who got his younger brother, Jake Paul, famous off of his own vines and vlogs. Logan himself got famous off of Vine, the dead app, and eventually started a YouTube channel. Everything went downhill from there. He got a pomeranian, and a midget to drop college for him, has had “assistants” that he just screws around with. He likes breaking plates and spending shitloads of money on stuff that shouldn’t happen and he shouldn’t have. (Example: a school bus turned into a “party bus”) He filmed a suicide victim, and quit YouTube for months. Unfortunately he’s back on. He lost more than 2 million subscribers after that. He’s an idiot. An absolute, click baiting little shit.

Their parents spoiled the fuck out of them. They’re from Ohio. Jake even has this whole thing about “Ohio Fried Chicken”. Stay away from their channels. Don’t give the views they don’t deserve. The clickbait is real, guys.

Douche 9 year old (not Liltay):
Hey! Did you see that new Logan Paul vlog!

Douche 2: Yeah! So Liiiit. Did you see that hilarious Jake Paul vlog where he clickbaited?
Douche 1: Which one?

Douche 2: The most recent.
Douche 1: Yeah! So lit.

Douche 2: The Paul brothers are the best! I wanna be like them when I grow up.
Mom: FUCK NO.

Paul brothers by yourfavoriteh8r June 2, 2018