I Bro Hard

When you overdo sticking up for or protecting your bro.

Marty: Geez, you really went off in the GC defending your boy, eh? You didn't have to go nuclear on everyone just because you didnt get a basic joke.

Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.

Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.

by Mike109999 August 6, 2025

ALL CAPS BRO

The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.

A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.

The spiritual opposite of “chill.”

“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”

“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”

“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”

“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”

“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”

“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”

by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025

Plasma Bros

When all of your buds head to the clinic to donate blood then immediately hit the bars to get wasted in record time.

Me and the plasma bros always have a shot ready as soon as they pull out the needle at the blood clinic.

by anonymous August 17, 2025

truffle bros

Like eskimo bros, but truffle bros have both had anal sex with the same woman.

Honey, say hello to Greg. We used to wash dishes at the same Outback Steakhouse and it didn’t long for us to discover that we’re actually truffle bros.

by greystoke5000 September 2, 2025

TABLE-BRO

Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.

Im not paying money to compete, im just a table-bro!

by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025

Bro

This word comes in many forms. It determines your relationship with your bro, like Brochacho, Brotato, BroBro Siwa, Ibubrofen, Marco Brolo, Brobi Wan Kenobi, Brotein Shake, Brocean, Broseidon, Broseph, Brosephine, Broseph Stalin, the list goes on

Guy 1: "See him over there? That's my brochacho"

Guy 2: "Ahh... Well him over there is my BroBro Siwa"

by DrRespect September 18, 2025

Bro My God

"Bro my god" is an informal expression used as an alternative to saying "Oh my God," typically directed toward a close friend you consider a "bro." It blends surprise or emphasis with a sense of camaraderie.

Jenson: did you see that fish that grew legs?!

David: Bro my god! WTF

by theonewhocreates September 18, 2025