Jesus Juice

Midwest slang for orange juice containing the drug propylhexedrine aka Benzedrex. The drug can be bought over the counter in the form of a nasal inhaler normally used for allergies. If you break the inhaler and take out the cotton inside and soak it in orange juice or any acidic beverage for 24 hours the active ingredient (propyl) is extracted. Propyl has similar effects to amphetamine and methamphetamine and induces a state of intense focus and euphoria. It is also horrible for your vascular system and causes severe vasoconstriction.

In simple terms you will go sicko mode and probably will end up on meth if you weren’t already when you took the Jesus Juice. It’s called Jesus Juice because it makes you feel like Jesus and it will bring you back from the dead.

Me: Hey bro do you want some speed laced orange juice?

Homie: Oh, shit did you put your Vyvanse into OJ?

Me: Nah I ran out like a week ago, this is Jesus Juice! It feels just as good if not better. You can feel your brain cells dying so it must be good.

by danasp_42 December 27, 2019

Pissing In Orange Juice

A fun prank to play on your buddies who keep drinking your juice. You don't get to drink any but neither do they.

Joe Nana: ayo stop pissing in orange juice
Chris Peacock: how bout u stop drinking it

by Your Mum's Nuts September 5, 2021

Southie juice box

A box of wine with a straw or spigot for your drinking convenience.

Popular in the South Boston (aka Southie) of Boston, MA

Look at that lush walking around the party with a Southie juice box.

by SnowMiser26 September 19, 2017

Jumbalaya Juice

Anything that comes out of boys, besides pee pee.

Dude did you hear about Cammy? He jumbalaya juiced all over the couch last night while he watched Kim and Kourtney take NY.

Noun, or verb.

by showerfuck February 11, 2012

SWASS Juice

Sweaty Ass Juice

That desk junkie has some serious SWASS Juice seeping into their chair.

by SWASSJ July 25, 2022

splooshy juice

The drinks that are at adult parties, usually alcoholic beverages,

My mom gave me the splooshy juice at an adult party. I hope nothing bad happens to my future

by TinkerOfCats May 1, 2023

Dicky dick bag juice

Thy term in use when Tyrone fucks ya wife

Dicky dick bag juice😱 tyron just fucked my wife

by SWAGSON the great April 7, 2020