Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.
I love you Emily.
by s0_oin. May 12, 2025
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A little fat, angry and screaming guy. He has an angry little blue “teddy bear”.
Norwegian/norsk:
Ein litt tjukk, sint og skrikete gut. Han har ein liten sint blå bamse.
A little fat, angry and screaming guy. He has an angry little blue “teddy bear”.
Norwegian/norsk:
Ein litt tjukk, sint og skrikete gut. Han har ein liten sint blå bamse.
by Bob Kåre Jensen May 30, 2025
Get the Emil mug.A nice girl from the center of Zurich who will brighten your day by just smiling at you. If you say you have been to Zurich, she will be surprised or intrigued by local officials. She also never heard of the bendy pen trick (or whatever it is called) and her reaction will be that of a 2-year-old when you take their nose (Probably hasn't heard of that one). Also beware, do not under any circumstances mispronounce a German Word or she will brutally get her friend, the Soft Creature, to drag you across the floor of the Gymnasium into an abandoned locker. If you are with her then you are the luckiest basterd alive.
(PS: I really wish we got to know each other but I hope for you is the best)
(PS: I really wish we got to know each other but I hope for you is the best)
Person: Danke Schoon?
Emilia: No no It's Danke Schön!!!!!, Please Soft Creature, Kill him.
Soft Creature: Hehehe
Emilia: No no It's Danke Schön!!!!!, Please Soft Creature, Kill him.
Soft Creature: Hehehe
by AGuyFromBelize June 5, 2025
Get the Emilia mug.Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart and the shine in the stars at night.
As cheesy as it sounds, one glance from her and everything gets better.
Emily knew it was the G6 rule type of vibe that night, things got naughty when her boyfriend was out of town 😳🤫
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025
Get the Emily mug.Emily cooks. She cooks men. She cooks food. And she’ll cook you too.
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
She’s hot enough to roast your man and call you roast beef—the way your lips look when you lie. 😮 💨
But let’s be real—she’s sweet as hell. Adorable beyond reason. The kind of girl with a smile that could undo a bad day in a second.
She’s the fire in my heart, and when you finally see this em, know you are loved even when it doesn’t seem like it ❤️ stay safe Sméagol ;)
by OnlySheKnows June 26, 2025
Get the Emily mug.A “fit motherfucker”, like also physically fit, who loves playing and flirting around and is confident enough to do so. He isn’t pushy, but is giving off vibes that he’s into you, and you don’t mind. You’ve probably thought about being thrown around in the bedroom by him, but wasn’t just so sure how kinky he is. He may be even quite vanilla, it’s difficult to read. But you wouldn’t mind finding out
by Emieled July 2, 2025
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