eye-jaculate

When you are so happy your eye starts watering.

Tom eye-jaculated as he said "I do" to his wife

by SouthAfricanism September 5, 2016

Mountain eyes

When your sense of judgemet has become impaired due to living in Ubombo too long,unexplicably, but probably due to altitude, usually resulting in pregnancy.

Person A : Who was that naked guy in your boot?
Person B: Mountain eyes

by Praddy Cool November 14, 2011

eye cue test

An exam to see how good your vision is in da context of how well you can play billiards.

Andy Capp wasn't sure whether he could get a good score on an employment-related quiz, but as an expert snooker player, he could totally ace an eye cue test!

by QuacksO April 10, 2023

Eye

What your seeing this post with dumbass

Human 1: I’m going to lick your eyeball
Human 2: Ok

by Beeeeeccaaaaaaa July 15, 2021

Wax Eye Cereal Killers

a product from Wax-Eye and artist Joe Simko that combines his excellent artwork with a horror theme for cereal brands

Wax Eye Cereal Killers are the best trading card series.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022

bleeding eye

Become red Sans

Owen fucking punched me in the eye and now I have a bleeding eye like I’m red Sans!

by Antesma March 16, 2021

Eyeful Tower

The enormous and magnificent-to-see iron-latticework 1000-plus-foot-tall "sky-needle" in Paris. France.

I could go all the way to the City Or Light to see the Eyeful Tower, but I'm content to watch YouTube videos of other people's visits to the lovely landmark.

by QuacksO February 6, 2019