Sleepy Joe Effect

The sleepy joe effect is a byproduct of being near a "sleepy joe", someone who is so incompetent at life, that after more than 10 minutes, their utter dementia riddled state eventually melts away your own IQ to below freezing temperature, usually becomes apparent when using technology.

Based orange: "you gave me the sleepy joe effect you boomer"
Sleepy-joe in a confused state: "what"
Yemen destroyer 2008: "can you two shut up"

by President Enjoyer May 14, 2023

the styer smith effect

When a woman meets a man with such impressive confidence and style that he becomes an almost god-like figure to the woman

I can feel the styer smith effect beginning to take place with this guy I met last night

by Haptic672 May 15, 2023

The Doobie Effect

noun. the character in mention appears larger once indoors.

He looks smaller out here. It’s the Doobie Effect.

by lorddoobie May 15, 2023

The Y2K Effect

A social phenomenon that occurs when experts work diligently to avert a crisis, only for the general public to deem the potential crisis a hoax should the contingency efforts be successful. Named after the aversion of the Y2K bug, which has been largely deemed a hoax over the past couple of decades because it never actually occurred thanks to programmers behind the scenes preparing the new millennium of technology for the 21st century.

"Hey remember that rumor the bridge would collapse? I can't believe they actually tried to scare us like that"
"The bridge legitimately was at risk of collapsing, but construction teams examined the issue right away and made necessary repairs to avoid the disaster"
"Woah, really?"
"Yep, The Y2K Effect struck again"

by Ight Biddy May 16, 2023

The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

The Justin Hamill Effect

The effect where everything you own seems to break or become ruined.

A: Dang dude my air fryer is broken and it’s very dirty
B: That’s the Justin Hamill effect for you

by Dickinson13 July 2, 2023

The SoundCloud effect

When the sound is louder, the music is better, and you can skip the ads with airplane mode.

“Why is this music better?” Because of the SoundCloud effect.

by lilkitten11211 July 4, 2023