milk shits

When you wake up and your morning shit consists of white viscous feces that you sometimes have to scoop out with your fingers.

"Dude in the clink I woke up every other night with hella milk shits."

by bonchoblade March 11, 2018

shit canoe

A chili dog: wiener smothered in meaty chili.

Tony ate 3 shit canoes and needed a diaper for the ride home.

by Aces_high July 7, 2012

Shit Bath

The act of pouring bubble bath, bath salts, or dish soap in the toilet prior to passing a bowel movement. Many people enjoy listening to sounds of nature records while performing a shit bath.

Kelly: "I feel like I have been neglecting my mud muffins lately. My poop has been nothing but good to me and I haven't done a single nice thing back. I'm going to treat the next one to a nice shit bath."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."

by CATFOOODS February 1, 2012

shit too

An interjection denoting disbelief or dismay

Shit too jigga, she didn't give you any play

by aiken October 21, 2002

ninja shit

Any persons, male or female, who deposits fecal matter that has such strong nauseating odor that he/she has to lift the front of their shirt to cover their nose, therefore resembling a ninja.

"Man, after I ate all of that limberger and ice cream I had to run to the bathroom and take a smelly ninja shit.

by Reggy Reigns April 21, 2005

Shit Sandwich

Popular philosophical reflection. You see, life is like a shit sandwich because the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

Life is like a shit sandwich, and shit happens, man

by Hugh G Rection November 2, 2005

shit fountain

when poop is dipersed out of your rectum at an alarming pace, much like a fountain

i got so sick, i was a shit fountain

by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 6, 2003