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BLAIR WITCH PROJECT 

Shit of a movie about some teens who have to find the Blair Witch for some kind of school project or some shit. The scariest part of the movie is when they swear for ten minutes without stopping.
Fuck fuck fuck......












(Am I scaring you yet?)






















Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck........




Scary right? NOT

wicked witch 

Someone or something that causes a flaw or self-destructive quality to appear in someone (e.g in a snow white) or something else. Derived from the Wicked Witch in the tale 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' where the witch poisons Snow White with a red apple.
Friend1: "How's your wifey situation going?"
Friend2: "It was going good now its got a wicked witch in it."
Friend1: "Why?"
Friend2: "You know how my cousin's best friends with my girl, well she told her that I was with a snow white when I went on hols and now she's paranoid all the time."

slap witch 

A person who consistently bugs you for a specific duration of time and cackles rediculously to the point where you have to administer some physical treatment upside the head with the back of your hand.
*Slap* Will you STFU you STUPID Slap Witch!
slap witch by Jezmondo November 29, 2007

The Wicked Witch of the West

When you are outside and suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.
Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.

every witch way 

A show on Nickelodeon with 4 seasons about young teenage witches and wizards and kanays dealing with their powers while falling in love with each other.
Girl 1: I am so Every Witch Way ended.

Girl 2: That was so long ago.

Girl 1: It still a really good show. I love Jax and Emma they are perfect for each other.

Girl 2: I KNOW RIGHT! And Maddie and Diego.

The bearded witch 

1. A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....
Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as the bearded witch...
The bearded witch by T Allen September 22, 2008