Willy Wonka

looking a mess but feeling happy

Look at Megan, looking all Willy Wonka-ish.

by Megan Clurry July 8, 2012

willy-warmer

A nicely knitted coat made to keep your willy nice and toasty when it starts to get cold outside.

It's coming up to winter - better get the willy-warmer out.

by Steven November 16, 2003

Willy Warmer

Used as a name for a female in a non exclusive sexual relationship. Indicates the male in the partnership is only using the female for sexual pleasure.

"Nah she's not my girlfriend, she's just a willy warmer."

by XannaBanna June 25, 2009

poop willy

the act of inserting one's finger in one's anus, retrieving that finger, and then inserting the same finger in someone else's ear.

Jane took it too far when, after recieving a wet willy from Jack, she gave him a poop willy.

by Maxabillion August 1, 2008

Wesley Willis

The God who walked among us until he head-butt too many people and suffered severe trauma to the skull. Rest In Peace

I believe that nothing more needs to be said. Bow down.

by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005

Dry Willie

(dri-willee)v. When some asshole sticks his finger in your ear without first lubricating it.

He was hospitalized after the large man gave him a Dry Willie.

by Chris Schreck May 14, 2006

Rusty Willy

After stimulating a girl with a finger in her anus... then sticking it in her ear just like you would a "wet willy".

Sally: Tom totally gave me a rusty willy last night. Then I made him play the flight of the bumble bee on my rusty trumpet.

by Mary Jane rotten crotch March 26, 2009