weiner warmer

Slang word for a homosexual

Ah, well Todd's a real weiner warmer, isn't he.

by Buddhabrex November 11, 2007

Weiner Ache

Where a male is aroused by the actions or words of an abnormally hot female, and undergoes the process of erection to blue balls in a matter of seconds; abnormally fast for the average human, causing an aching sensation in the penis.

Wow, i just looked at her ass and got a weiner ache!

by Nebby the kewlest March 2, 2010

Weinerdust

A man ejaculating so much that there is no possible production of sperm, thus becoming dust.

"No sex tonight dear, I've got only Weinerdust."

by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010

weiner roast

The act of giving a Dutch Oven while receiving a Blow Job.

Joe: "So, I guess I'm single now..."
Billy Bob: "Why is that?"
Joe: "The old lady wasn't happy about the Weiner Roast before bed."

by muddy mudskipper July 14, 2010

weiner in the dark look

the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".

Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"

Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."

by lingling1992 December 3, 2013

Congressman Weiner

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.

Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!

by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011

Exam Weight

When studying for important exams, such as university finals, and one allows oneself to devour great quantities of junk food and snacks, a person will gain exam weight. This is the weight put on during exam time, as a direct result of said eating. Similar to winter weight that people gain during Christmas.

"I've been eating so many brownies during exams, I think I've gained some weight."

"Aye, that'd be the exam weight"

by Simbaaaaaa May 5, 2013