twat rocket

Any object that be inserted into a female's vagina and shot back out with the use of various muscles in a female's thigh/vagina area.

"Man that bitch turned that strawberry into a wicked twat rocket!"

by IceWarm October 30, 2004

tator twat

A girl who puts food in her privates and lets people eat them.

Dude, last night I met a tator twat. We hooked up!

by kelly girl April 11, 2009

twatface

Another word for a politician.

Tony Blair: opportunity blah blah blah new blah blah responsibility oink oink blah blah

Me: Fuck off, twatface.

by annoyed anarchist May 1, 2004

Twat Squat

1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".

2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)

"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."

"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"

by RomeoRedhead July 27, 2009

twaddle

A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!

by weltkieg December 12, 2003

twannnnnnnnng

The extremely unfortunate sound that your schlong is capable of making when getting busy with a lady and the connecting string from bell end to shaft snaps from excess stress on said joining tissue.

"oh....I think I'm gonna...." twannnnnnnnng, "aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

by Mo'$ the 2nd May 27, 2005

Twatcap

A sanitary pad or maxipad. See also, twatcork.

"Do you have a spare twatcap? I need to change mine."

by theIrishKitty October 22, 2006