Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box

I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.

by Infinite_Victory December 4, 2021

Whitetrash Tardis

A heavy dose of LSD, combined with a hit of adderall on the comedown.

Aquarius: Can't believe I romanticized the hippie speedball after not being able to have coffee for so long and now it's got me feeling like a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce.

Weasel: I can do you one better. A heavy dose of LSD, but hit some adderall on the back-end. I call it the Whitetrash Tardis.

by TrashGoblin April 3, 2022

Spoiled Turds

When a person is constipated & takes laxatives, part of the feces that comes out is old & smells old

Something stinks, its probably those spoiled turds I let out. I have Ben constipated for a month.

by Spoiled Turds January 4, 2023

bat turds

Another term for some pot that comes in very small buds.

I called my friend and said "Hey, do you want to go half with me on a bag of bat turds ?"

by May R September 20, 2023

Disk Turds

A series of files that are spread throughout a storage device(s) that serve no purpose or are depreciated.

Those files are simply Disk Turds from an app we no longer use, you can delete them.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 17, 2024

Disk Turds

1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.

2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, within a file system.

1: Most of your hard drive is disk turds.
2: We pushed out an uninstall package, unfortunately it left behind many disk turds.
3: The disk cleanup utility may cleanup some disk turds.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024

Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.

"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".

by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013