Demon Possessed Singing Trout

A singing fish (Actually named "Billy Bass") which became viral in 2008 after someone posted a Youtube video of an extremely broken one attempting to sing "Doo Wah Diddy Diddy" by Manfred Mann.

"Demon Possessed Singing Trout" lyrics:

There I was- Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked fine, looked good- Demonic screaming

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Unintelligible

Singing Doo-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum Diddy-Doo

Looked (Another voice crack) good, looked f- Unintelligible, looked (third voice crack) good, looked- More demonic screaming

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 18, 2021

Lake Jackson Brown Trout

Piece of turd that actually tries to flow upstream of Lake Jackson Waterfall

by Shower Stalker March 29, 2003

east tennessee sewer trout

A bowel movement of epic proportions, whole body feels better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.

Poop shit bowel movement

I'll catch you later, I have to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout

by s&p_hater September 10, 2018

Stock the pond with brown trout

Drop a deuce, make a bowel movement, take a number 2. Along the lines of drop some kids off at the pool, have a brown baby boy, etc. Created by yours truly after watching a particular South Park episode.

I'll be right back, have to go stock the pond with brown trout.

by Opus Delicti October 18, 2016

Stock the lake with brown trout

to take a dump

Man that burrito was tasty, now I gotta go stock the lake with brown trout

by dboyfromdahood January 21, 2012

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

by Mike September 14, 2003

two handed trout fisher

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout

"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"

by fuck_buddy5 December 03, 2009