On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard 

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.

"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005

fudge trail 

this is a permantly stained poopie trail leading down one's backside, especially that of a gimp. only prolonged exposure to fudge mountains and other such fecal matter will lead to a fudge trail. extreme cases of fudge trails necessitate prompt medical attention.

"That fat bitch had a fudge trail the size of the GArden State ParkWay!!!!!!!!!!!!"

fudge trail by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

male trail 

The male trail is the blokes equvilent to the femail snail trail. Normaly found on the females curtains after casualy copulating.

"where shall i wipe it?" thinks the male, "i know, on the curtains. Ah crap i have left a male trail, i hope she doesnt see it"

male trail by Denney_999 March 30, 2008

Fappy Trail 

When a guy leaves behind a little secret territory marker at every place he has ever masturbated, be it anything from slightly saturated undergarments, to penile excrement on the toilet seat. Put all these tell-tale signs together, and you have a fappy trail.

Mom: Goly gee gosh, I realized why there's always a crumpled up tissue tucked under my son's pillow in the morning!!! It's his fappy trail!!!

Fappy Trail by Loberson October 5, 2016

snail trail

Also known as the female tea bag. It is when a female rubs her vagina on someone's head.

Did you see how she just snail trailed his head playing leap frog?

snail trail by zero charisma February 22, 2010

Nova Trail

The line of hair running up a man's stomach.

Paul didn't like his Nova Trail, so he waxed it.

Nova Trail by Svetas Vope January 7, 2006

Snail Trail

female version of tea bag or potato sacking. The act of a female crouching and walking over a dead body, with their clam shell.

After I got pwned in Halo 3 I got snail trailed by Unicornpoo "girl".

Snail Trail by Unicornpoo November 13, 2009