Captain Fabulous

Captain Falcon in his pink outfit.

You say captain fabulous like 'CAPTAAAIINNNNNN FFAAABBBUULLOOUUS' in a flamboyant voice

by lsmnonekj cljanipdjpqmd; March 26, 2011

captain tourettes

A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.

John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.

by wcb3 August 13, 2007

Captain Innuendo

An amazing superhero who can make anything dirty and therefore awkward and hilarious.

I met Captain Innuendo at a party once, she is absolutely perverted.

by Cuke May 17, 2005

Captain Morgan

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

by Claire November 16, 2004

faggot captain

Leader of the local fag militia Proud warrior of the Faggot Army.

Theres the faggot captain and his crew. Maybe if we act straight they will go away...

by Butkus November 29, 2006

Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches

The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.

by THE CAPTAIN January 06, 2014

Captain Obvious

Person who points out the obvious

Thank you, Captain Obvious

by PlumberGuz August 16, 2010