After fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe the shit off your dick under the girls nose for the mustache and then punch her in the eye to give her a black eye for a patch.
by D43M0N July 07, 2010
Get the Dirty Captain mug.When attempting a Dale Earnhardt (smashin a girl into a wall while doin doggy), and you put her through the wall!
by D43M0N July 08, 2010
Get the SteadhamSmash mug.When you walk around with a blanket on and snag someone into it and fart a really dank fart while they are trapped inside of it. i.e. a portable dutch oven.
Watch out for the BF walking in the house with his blanket on, he might give you the caped crusader!
by D43M0N July 03, 2010
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