Captain Canuck

Canada`s own personal Super Hero, he is able to...well, he`s a generic hero who can run fast and lift heavy things. He works for CISO, in a future where Canada is the most powerful country in the world. His alter ego is Tom Evans. He also has some powers pertaining to maple syrup that were only hinted upon in two comics.

Jim: Holy Crap, it`s Captain Canuck!
John: So?

by B H. November 22, 2007

Captain Skyhawk

One of the greatest and most memorable games ever made for the NES. It was a challenge and great for all ages.
They should remake it in real 3D with some sort of 3D shutter glasses for the 21st century.

Captain Skyhawk is awesome he killed my father and raped my mother!

by Anonymous February 19, 2005

Captain Innuendo

An amazing superhero who can make anything dirty and therefore awkward and hilarious.

I met Captain Innuendo at a party once, she is absolutely perverted.

by Cuke May 18, 2005

Captain Morgan

Spiced Rum. Makes you yak like crazy though.

'Got a little Captain in you?'

by Claire November 15, 2004

faggot captain

Leader of the local fag militia Proud warrior of the Faggot Army.

Theres the faggot captain and his crew. Maybe if we act straight they will go away...

by Butkus November 30, 2006

Captain Crunch

Some bunk ass weed sold by some cracker jack ass niggas usually contains seeds stems leaves and is dry and crunchy know to cause headaches

The homie: yo this nigga Nathan was tryna sell me some captain crunch it was full of seeds and hedge clippings it fell apart right when i touched it.
ME: Haha the nigga was prolly trying to scrape up some money for a decent hair cut for once haha.

by THE CAPTAIN January 6, 2014

Dirty Captain

After fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe the shit off your dick under the girls nose for the mustache and then punch her in the eye to give her a black eye for a patch.

I gave that ho the dirty captain!

by D43M0N July 7, 2010