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Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.
1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.
by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006
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I like turtles

A phrase that was created in response to an epic fail. It is also used to silence stupidity.
by Brad Loeffler June 30, 2010
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Turtles

A person or usually a large group of people who walk really slowly right in front of you. Turtles make it impossible to get around them or to get where you need to be in time.
-Eric, where'd you go?
:I got stuck behind some turtles, so I had to walk all the way around.
-Hahaha those damn Turtles!
by Mr. Gibbons February 23, 2008
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ninja turtles

all above who are hating on the ninja turtles are just jelose.the ninja turtles are four turtles who were created by a secret type of ooze and trained by a rat name splinter trained in karate to save people from the foot clan thats run by shredder. they get there names from artists Michelangelo,Leonardo,Donatello,and Raphael,Leonardo is the leader
1 hey who is the ninja turtles

2 Are u kiddin me, the ninja turtles are the best heros in the world
P.S.- all haters above are gay and just jelouse of the ninja turtles.

(COWABUNGA) haters
by big Chad February 13, 2008
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lick the turtle

To cum in someone's asshole right before they shit and then, when they start to take the shit, you lick the cum off of the end of the turd.
Geoff: Dude, my bitch asked me to lick the turtle when we were doing it, so I stomped her tits in the dirt.
by Niggah Dave October 29, 2007
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Jersey Turtle

performing analingus with lipstick (Jersey Girl) and then sucking on protruding fecal matter
"I got a bad case of parasites after giving that girl a Jersey Turtle."
by Joe Joe Blowe January 11, 2008
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Wet Turtle

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, i'd love one... Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet turtle them..."
by Orange Kangaroo October 21, 2011
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