Therapist

someone who gets payed to here you bitch about your feelings, wants your money, and in general, is a big gay Faggot.

"why don't you cry to your therapist you fucking homo!"

by montana is gay June 10, 2006

retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood

I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010

Therapist

a bitch who listens to you gab and gab, and acts like your mother when she says she won't do that

"my therapist is s second mother to me...not good"

by Tessa June 10, 2006

thrad

An advertisement disguised as a discussion thread. Spam.

I went to read this hot chick's blog posting, but it turns out it was just a thrad for her massage services.

by jsonpter May 30, 2009

THOAP!!

THOAP!! means whatever you want it to mean

hey THOAP!! its me THOAP!!Y THOAP!!ERSON, i just wanted to THOAP!! if i could come over

by THOAPY THOAPERSON November 4, 2004

Sports Therapist

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.

I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.

by growler666 March 21, 2011

Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006