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3 the hard way

An impossibility; very hard to achieve. Refers to craps term "the hard way" where two dice must be rolled with matching numbers. EX: 6 the hard way would be 3/3, not 5/1 or 2/4. Therefore, 3 the hard way would be im-fucking-possible.
"Jim's chances of giving mary a cleveland steamer are like 3 the hard way"
3 the hard way by Justin9619 January 19, 2006

the hard way 

How you learn your lessons in life when you never listened to your father.
"That Desmond, he only ever learns the hard way, don't he?"

"He never listened to his father, that's why."
the hard way by Colin 100 December 5, 2012

The Two-Way Truffle 

The Two-Way Truffle is when a person pisses and shits on their partner in a simultaneous order. Usually used during sexual intercourse.
That girl is a freak man, she hit me with The Two-Way Truffle.

in the family way 

"She's in the family way. It will be her first child"
in the family way by Anonymous August 18, 2003

the dominick way 

when you watch furry porn in class then you turned it to the teacher then you get in big trouble or expelled
man why did you went out the Dominick way

The 3-way swivel 

A variation of the Spit Roast. Whilst one person is servicing 2 partners from both ends, the partners then, in sync with each other, spin the servicing member without removing themselves from said member. Best done when the fishing is slow on a boat, preferably with a woman under 110lbs.
Thank God we had Cindy on board. The fishing sucked but we were able to rig up The 3-way swivel. She got sea sick afterwards but it doesn’t matter because we got ours.