Split ticket

When two prostitutes perform the functions of one for the price of one.

It was super late in Vegas and I got a split ticket from two bimbos.

"Who wants a split ticket at the Luxor?!"

by word nerdz August 20, 2019

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NNN Ticket

Someone who nuts during NNN, who may not be made fun of, because they have a NNN Ticket. The NNN Ticket is one free nut pass, usually gained by succeeding in the previous years NNN.

"Jerry failed NNN!!"

"But he passed last year so he has a NNN Ticket!"
"Oh yeah!"

by Forallmen November 3, 2023

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Tin Tickets

The Foil used to Smoke Heroin/Fentinyl

Holy, he smoked like 5 tin tickets and still hasn't passed out.

by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022

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A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

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booty ticket

A slip or verbal version of the booty ticket is exceptional. A booty ticket is given when requested by a loved one or someone wanting to grab that booty. The booty ticket can't be denied or reversed. It can be given by any girl. You could use the booty ticket on the one that gave you the ticket or any other girl.

Friend: Dude, she's right there
Me: so?
Friend: you have an extra booty ticket
Me: oooooh

by mister bum hole November 25, 2019

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