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Test firing the rape cannon

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.
Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.
by Crreeddss November 3, 2008
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The Shempf Test

Before going down on some chick, insert one digit into her poon tang and figure out a way to smell your finger without her noticing. This way you know if it smells like dead mice down there!
Man, it was a good thing I gave your wife The Shempf Test, it smelled like a homeless dudes chode down there!
by yoink doinker July 22, 2009
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post-nut shame test

The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.
Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.

Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test
by THEO_WILL_NO_SCOPE_U May 20, 2019
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Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.
1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."
by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011
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test

1. A process of finding out whether something works or not.
2. An oral or written exam to find out one's ability in one or more subjects.
1. Lets test out that abandoned car!
2. NOOO!! We have a test in math class today! I'm going to fail1!
by mattomynameo May 9, 2005
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crash test dummy

Someone who is mentally and physically usless, stupid, clumsy and generally a dumb ass or imbecile is know as a crash test dummy.
Look at will falling down the steps. God he is such a stupid ass crash test dummy.
by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015
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Gay Test

When one watches male on male porn for the entirety of the video. If at the end of the video you feel as if it was a disgusting experience, you're probably straight. If you were at least slightly attracted, well... You get the point.
Guy: "Bro, I watched San Andreas and I kept thinking how hot and muscular Dwayne Johnson is."
His Friend: "Maybe you should take the gay test"
by Enrique Goldberg April 6, 2016
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