tony the alien 

the best alien in the univers who hangs around with America

in hetalia tony the alien watches a scary movie with America and Japan

tony the alien by Cornwall & Scotland June 21, 2014

tony bogus 

An insult for a middle-aged man who is claimed to be the fun miser, who calls the police if he sees anyone having fun.

Dude, don't be such a Tony Bogus. My kids and I are just trying to have some fun.

tony bogus by Nf8808 April 29, 2017

Tony Stank

A sex move that involves a man wearing an ironman suit whilst fisting multiple anuses

It was halloween, so he decided to Tony Stank his wife and her friend

Tony Stank by Stanky stank March 30, 2021

Tony the Fish 

Tony is the first fish with feet, according to educated comedien Tim Minchin, he was the first fish to grow feet , making him the beginning of evolution.

hey u heard of tony the fish??

hell , yeah he was the beginnig of evolution.

Tony the Fish by MissPurpleRose June 23, 2010

Tony Eveready 

Porn star who inserted his entire nutsack into a woman's asshole while also managing insert his penis into her extremely loose vagina.
Famous Quotes:

"I'm fittin' to go try dis at home"
"Asshole won't let my nuts out"
"Aww nigga"
"Freak dat bitch out then Tone"
"Spread dem ass cheeks girl"

Example: "After our first date together, we went to back to my apartment where she asked me to freak her out like Tony Eveready."

Tony Eveready by T361T April 16, 2008

Tony Two Thumbs 

Somebody who finds texting more important than a conversation with an actual human being. Often times, a Tony Two Thumbs will ignore everything in his or her environment to urgently respond to a text.

John: So what are you doing tonight?
Adam: ...(thumb-stroke noises)...
John: Alright, Tony Two Thumbs, let me know when you're ready to talk

Tony Two Thumbs by eh lyonz August 1, 2010

Tony Abbott 

Big Eared Politician that is the PM of Australia that has big ears and 2 hot daughters

Tony Abbott doesn’t need an example

Tony Abbott by urdaman February 4, 2015