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crooked head syndrome

When an individual develops a slight curve in his or her neck making it appear the head is crooked. May progressively get worse until head is parallel to the ground. Usually making an individual less attractive. Depression often pairs with crooked head syndrome.
Look at that girl she has crooked head syndrome.

Missy has severe crooked head syndrome.
by Craigadon September 15, 2009
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Balloon Boy Syndrome

A critical illness that causes lying to police and other rescue teams, as well as making everyone think your child is in danger, when he is really in your attic.
Person 1: Richard Heene suffers from Balloon Boy Syndrome.

Person 2: That poor man.
by MikfozHasLupus November 16, 2009
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Google Search Syndrome

when you spend days at a time searching random things on google. you search whatever or whoever comes to your mind ant the moment when your really bord just sitting in your office, room, or bed.
"hey dude how was your weekend?"
"boring- i had google search syndrome"
"really? thats cool i guess"
"ya- did you know e is the most commonly used letter?"
"cool how'd you learn that?"
"google"
"wow"
by missmuffintop January 17, 2010
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split menu personality syndrome

Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010
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Andy Kaufman Syndrome

When one's intention by telling a joke or doing something funny, is to make oneself laugh instead of others.
Bob: Hey didn't I go to highschool with you?

Steve: Hell, yea. I used to let you touch my penis in gym.

Bob: Wait, what?

Melany: That isn't the same Steve, and that isn't funny

Steve: It was to me. I have Andy Kaufman Syndrome
by Hellste Stern Von Allen June 5, 2010
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Repetitive status syndrome

The main symptom for this disease is the act of cycling through a select series of very vague and non-meaningful statuses or mild variations of previous statuses because of a lack of creativity.
An example of Repetitive status syndrome:
_______ is just lovin life right now.
_______ Go Pack!!!
_______ is Sitting, Waiting, Wishing
_______ did absolutely nothing productive with my life today.
_______ had a good ending to his summer.
_______ is absolutely loving life right now.
_______ lets go pack!
_______ is sitting, waiting, wishing.
_______ has yet to do anything productive today.
_______ started summer with a great night
by Flying Z March 1, 2011
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Long Route Syndrome

When someone takes an unusually long route to reach their destination.
Person 1: So i'm gonna cut through 42nd street, back down to 48th, do circles in the parking lot and drive Miss Daisy through this neighborhood.

Person 2: How about you just take a left here and we'll be there?

Person 1: Que?

Person 2: You seriously have Long Route Syndrome.
by GeeTee March 7, 2013
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