(n.) a facebook status posted by an individual other than the profile-owner that usually ridicules the owner and was posted without the owner's consent.
They are usually vulgar.
The profile-owner, upon realizing someone has hacked his profile and posted an embarassing status, can opt to delete the hack status but generally does not at the risk of giving the impression that whatever the status said is true. Traditionally, the profile-owner simply states he was hacked and identifies a friend whom he believes to have committed the hacking.
They are usually vulgar.
The profile-owner, upon realizing someone has hacked his profile and posted an embarassing status, can opt to delete the hack status but generally does not at the risk of giving the impression that whatever the status said is true. Traditionally, the profile-owner simply states he was hacked and identifies a friend whom he believes to have committed the hacking.
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JANE DOE is fucking Santa right now.
7 likes 2 comments
John Smith: Hahaha, jane, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser.
Jane Doe: you're an asshole, john. this is a hack status.
JANE DOE is fucking Santa right now.
7 likes 2 comments
John Smith: Hahaha, jane, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser.
Jane Doe: you're an asshole, john. this is a hack status.
by trojanman11 May 7, 2011
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Having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement and being a man of leisure (or woman of leisure. It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores and golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. MAny of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthymen and webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure.
by Help Us Put a Stop to Collar Pop May 18, 2006
Get the baller status mug.(Noun) When a person (usually female or closeted homosexual) looks through quotes on the internet or watches a specific movie just to pick out the best quote or line to put as their status on facebook, twitter, etc. Can also apply to someone who copies down entire choruses to mainstream music for the same purpose.
Beth is so annoying, she's had 18 separate statuses today quoting The Notebook, Lil Wayne and some gay shit about love's power. She must have gone on a mondo status hunt while coping with the fact that she has no life.
by Brohanity October 11, 2009
Get the Status Hunt mug.From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"
The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".
The real thing should say
"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"
The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".
The real thing should say
"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"
by Tookar April 13, 2005
Get the Status Clitical mug.A fat whore's pussy that is impossible to find unless the fat roles are pushed out of the way. When eaten, it causes severe pains and discomfort. The only cure is to get returned oral pleasure from the strausburger. There are few if not any cases of survival. Eating a strausburger is a death sentence. The first symptoms are a ruined reputation. The virus spreads between sisters. The center of disease control considers this a threat to humanity and procreation.
Hey Brandon, how was that Straussburger last night?
It tasted like rotten fish, I think I am getting sick, I think I am going to go hang out with Kristin.
It tasted like rotten fish, I think I am getting sick, I think I am going to go hang out with Kristin.
by Brandon McGill April 22, 2006
Get the Straussburger mug.1) A bag many women carry in order to show off monetary wealth, for example Louis Vuitton, Prada and Gucci are very often favorites.
2)Usually over-priced and hard to get, the new status bag changes very often and women keep on buying them.
2)Usually over-priced and hard to get, the new status bag changes very often and women keep on buying them.
I just saw her with a Louis Vuitton status bag, I can't believe she's so trendy!
Those status bags are so ugly, I stick to my canvas totes.
Those status bags are so ugly, I stick to my canvas totes.
by Lindsay February 22, 2005
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