starfish sunrise

When you wake up in the morning butt naked and spread your cheeks

I saw a starfish sunrise on my honeymoon

by Hannahforpresident March 10, 2022

Starfish Butter

Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe

Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?

No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested

by The doughboy conglomerate March 24, 2022

starfish

Having no brain. Slang for being dumb.

Why am I being a starfish over simple things?

Stop being a starfish and answer the problem already!

by Keikeikeikeikei April 6, 2022

Starfish

A slang term for butthole in the words of John Cena aka PeaceKeeper

I got a rash on my Starfish

by Jaketheduck April 17, 2022

Starfish Taco

The act of pressing ones anus against a glass window and proceeding to deficate after making eye contwct with a neighbor. The fecal matter then fills between the buttocks like a taco.

Karen across the street called the police on me for having a few friends over and being "too Loud", so the next morning I made her a nice Starfish Taco"

by toastINbed October 15, 2022

Starfish

Entry-level marine mechanic, shop hand under 4 years of experience.

Starfish I need you to service this boat and wipe it down when your done with it.

by Mr.boats May 4, 2023

Starfishing

When you bounce one foot to the other repetitively while having diarrhea to the mouth.

Brandon was starfishing in front of us while at work.

by Aqudafina May 6, 2023