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snowballs

The lowest possible chance. Short for "snowball's chance in hell".
That cowfucker didn't stand a snowballs in prison.
by Fuck Mickey D's! May 18, 2020
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Snowballing

A way of using gratitude and other high vibrational emotions to start creating pathways in your brain to cultivate more of the same emotions.
Snowballing. I am using an emotion to snowball into a larger feeling of the emotion. I am grateful for my bedroom because it has 4 walls to keep me protected from the weather, I’m grateful for the roof because it keeps me warm and dry from the rain and in the summer it keeps the hot sun off my skin when I need some shade, I’m grateful for my warm comfy bed and the blankets that keep me warm at night, I’m grateful for the peace and quiet to come here when the world is really loud and I’m grateful for the air to breathe that keeps me full of life e.t.c, e.t.c
by Atomixpixie May 29, 2023
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lexington snowball

Jerking off into your partner's mouth while looking at a picture of coach cal and current year's team. Your partner then spits the load into your mouth, slaps you on the ass and yells "Go Cats!"
Bruce: Bobby Jo hurry up!! The game 's about to start! We have to do our pregame Lexington Snowball! We ain't gonna let down Coach Cal, Ashley Judd and Big Blue Nation this time!!
by Broncho GeBall November 9, 2017
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packing snowballs

Shoving a handful of used condoms up your "other girlfriend's butthole.
"Man, I've been packing snowballs in Tori since Wal-Mart had a grocery section."
by Ginger_fuckwit December 10, 2017
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angelo snowballing

Similar to definition of snowball with added drug reference. Recycled dried, crushed up, powdered jizz mixed with cocaine.
Hey Sally, how'd you like the Angelo Snowball? They used a load of Mike's recycled jizz for the mix. They made the Angelo snowballing method by adding crushed up the jizz into a powder and mixed it in with the cocaine.
by Audrinna August 1, 2018
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Baby snowball

When a male gets a snow ball and proceeds to jizz on it then throw it at their friends or relatives
Dude Ryker keeps hitting me with his baby snowballs
by Dilly p February 6, 2024
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Generational Snowball

When a chick fucks your dad without telling you, then 20 minutes later, you unknowingly suck the cum out of her snatch
by the bungle November 28, 2024
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