Vulcan Shocker

A variation of the shocker where the middle finger is also inserted into the "pink" along with the pointer finger. The Vulcan shocker slogan is, "Two in the pink, two in the stink." It is a reference and memorial to the Vulcan "Live Free and Prosper" hand signal.

Picard: So Geordi, how'd your date with Dr. Crusher go?
Geordi: Oh man, I tells ya, it was DA BOMB!
Picard: Oh yeah? I take it she took you back to her cabin.
Geordi: Yeah, man. I tells ya, she's an animal. She would do anything if a brotha just axed.
Picard: I heard once she gave Worf a Dirty Klingon and let Data record it. Man, that's SO hot! Did you one-up that shit?
Geordi: Hells yes, son! I gave her the good ol' Vulcan Shocker!!! Mr. Spock's favorite move!!
Picard: You dog, you! *jabs Geordi's shoulder* That brings me back to the Academy.
Geordi: Yeahs, man, just be careful with Dockta Crusher...I got the herps on my hand now.

by Leonard_Nemoy June 1, 2013

The Spock Shocker

To use your index and middle finger and stick it in the vaginal area, and to use the pinky and the finger between the pinky and the middle finger and stick it in the anal..

Wes wishes he could have The Spock Shocker

by Dave Shearon June 4, 2003

double shocker

Invented by MADebito of IRC, the Double shocker is the regular shocker. Pink in anus, 2 fingers in the vagina...but...The use of the Thumb to massage the clitoris is applied.

Oh my god! I just had to mother fucking orgasms! Thanks alot double shocker!


Osama bin Laden!

by Carlow Motowski February 28, 2005

Super Shocker

When "two in the coot and one in the poot" involves fists and a third person, implying loose whore.

I heard Karen's been around the block more times than the garbage man. One time they were giving her the super shocker, and she was so loose, a midget doing jumping jacks fell out.

by Jodi S March 2, 2008

Snicker Doodle

Taking a snickers chocolate bar, putting it into the microwave for 2 minutes melting it, and then inserting it into a girls ass.

ewwww, gross, look at that snicker doodle.

by Rlvers February 21, 2011

spocker

Two fingers in the pink, and two in the stink. Make the "live long and prosper" sign, with two fingers in her pussy and two in her poop-chute.

Damn, that girl was a freak! She was beggin' for the shocker!

by T-Unit February 11, 2005

Cudahy Snickers Bar

A corn filled turd that is placed on a significant other's property as a symbol of deep hatred. The orthodox version includes topping off with a well placed line of cum.

Fernando gave his girlfriend a Cudahy Snickers Bar on the hood of her car. He even frosted it for her!

by JDog March 24, 2004