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A randomm blonde dude... Who quite frankly (his name is Smooshie!!!) Is rather horny :P
Smooshies taste a bit of jizz....
Coz i jizzed in ma pants :P
Smooshies by Bimbo Timbo September 5, 2009

Smoothies 

A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".

see also: SlickSack
The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.

V8 Smoothies 

A smoothie drink that was discontinued.
Unfortunately, it appears that V8 Smoothies have been discontinued. This is a shame, as they were a delicious and healthy option for many people. However, there are still plenty of other smoothie options out there, so all is not lost!
V8 Smoothies by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023

Smoothista 

A male or female who works behind the counter at a Smoothie Shop and blends the beverages for customers.
That Smoothista blended the best almond, coca, berry, fusion today. Let’s go to some hot yoga and sweat it off before riding our bike share.
Smoothista by FoxManTM August 15, 2018

Smoothier 

Smoothier means it's somoothier ... says Sky
The nutra bullet makes the drink more smoothier
Smoothier by Smoothier January 29, 2019

smoothievation 

1. A type of motivation gained from drinking a delicious smoothie.

2. A type of vacation where you only drink smoothies the entire time.
Thank god i have some smoothievation otherwise i'd never be cutting the grass with scissors!!

Thank god for smoothievation!