slothargic 

to be outrageously lazy. to be sloth like and lethargic.

i was so slothargic today. i didn't do anything! i feel like going back to sleep.

slothargic by haley mcbarsebsayones December 28, 2007

sloth.sir

a very amazing tiktoker who only posts the best content in the earth😎 they are also the best person ever🤤🤞

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sloth.sir by you already know🤤🤞 June 16, 2021

five toed sloth 

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.

"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."

five toed sloth by Legbah February 4, 2008

five toed sloth 

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

five toed sloth by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009

Scotch Dog 

When a man and a dog do a sexual activity in a cardboard box whilst a man fucks a scotch pie in a seperate box.

"Scoot and Dave had scotch dog last night, I heard them through the wall!"

Scotch Dog by lorraine lorraine February 6, 2008

slitcho 

A combination of slut bitch and ho. Commonly used to refer to women who like to fuck with people's minds while remaining true to their whore like qualities. See trick ass bitch

"That slitcho was tryan'a be a trick ass bitch, i was like, nigga please!"-Anne Frank

slitcho by Lemony Petaphile June 3, 2008

Slooch

Another name for a pussy that is too wet. Like it's so wet that it looks like the flowing stream of a river. The violent, ear shattering thunder of a waterfall. The roaring crash of a river. The calm flow of a dam releasing thousands of gallons of water. The opposite of this definition is called parched lasagna.

Olivia: damn bruh that sick move made me slooch
Aden: god damn thats hot
Finn: smells like fish over here what the fuck close that vagina up

Slooch by You sad human March 20, 2019